UMMĪ goods.

Old-world swagger, rendered in black and gold. The UMMĪ Scimitar Club Bandana frames our mounted scimitar rider in a maze of geometric ornament and unapologetically excessive gold. Part silk-road relic, part luxury bootleg. Wear it around your neck, on your head, or anywhere that could benefit from more big UMMĪ energy.

Baroque excess meets tahini devotion. This UMMĪ bandana turns the sacred chickpea into full-blown Mediterranean luxury—lavender and midnight blue, obscene amounts of gold filigree, olive medallions, hummus plates, and just enough classical grandeur to suggest your dip may have inherited property.

The UMMĪ Baroque Sheisty takes the same absurdly ornate print as the Baroque Bandana and turns the luxury all the way up while the respectability drops sharply. Gold filigree, Mediterranean flourishes, olives, chickpeas, hummus medallions, and full UMMĪ excess wrapped around your head like you’re about to rob a palace pantry.

A riot of Mediterranean color, curling florals, olive trees, palms, chickpeas, and old-world ornamentation surrounds the sacred UMMĪ crest, watched over by a familiar hummus visionary. Equal parts heirloom scarf, market-day finery, and extremely unnecessary tahini pageantry.

The Garden of Goodness Sheisty takes the same lush Mediterranean fever dream as the bandana and turns it into full-face botanical mischief. Olive trees, palms, curling florals, chickpeas, old-world ornament, and UMMĪ excess wrapped around your head like you’re tending the garden by day and raiding the tahini vault by night.

A little Mediterranean opulence for your neck, head, or back pocket. Ornate blue-and-gold framing surrounds the UMMĪ centerpiece for a bandana that looks considerably more expensive than any bandana has a right to.

Bedtime, but make it inherited wealth. The UMMĪ Palace Hours Pajama Top wraps our lavender, cobalt, and antique-gold baroque print across a silky-feeling sleep shirt covered in hummus medallions, olives, classical flourishes, and entirely unreasonable levels of ornamentation. Soft enough for bed, decadent enough for answering the door like you own several villas on the Mediterranean. Wear it for sleeping, lounging, late-night hummus raids, or simply refusing to dress down in your own home.

The matching top to the Gilded Goddess Lounge Pants, because restraint was never really the point. This silky-feeling pajama top carries the same pink-and-gold Greco-Roman UMMĪ print across a relaxed sleepwear silhouette—olive branches, classical faces, ornate scrollwork, Greek key borders, and a little chickpea opulence for good measure.

Ancient decadence, modern lounging. These wide-leg pants drape the UMMĪ pink-and-gold Greco-Roman print from hip to hem—Greek key borders, olive branches, gilded scrollwork, chickpeas, and enough classical ornamentation to make sweatpants feel embarrassingly underdressed.

Two palaces, one zipper. The Split Souk Zip Hoodie cuts UMMĪ’s midnight-blue-and-gold chainwork against the blush Greco-Roman garden print, then lets the zipper sit right on the fault line. Soft brushed fleece inside; outside, absolutely no commitment to picking one expensive-looking civilization.

A Greco-Roman diptych you can wear. Midnight souk chains and gilded medallions collide with blush statuary and olive-garden ornament across a lightweight bomber cut. It looks like two stolen museum wings got sewn together behind a kebab shop. Exactly as intended.

Old-world opulence, now with an elastic waistband. These wide-leg lounge pants drape the full UMMĪ baroque treatment in deep Mediterranean blue, antique gold, and soft periwinkle, with ornate scrollwork, Greek-key geometry, olives, chickpeas, and hummus woven into the chaos. Silky-feeling, unapologetically extravagant, and comfortable enough for the couch.

Kitchen royalty, now in sweatshirt form. This all-over print crewneck drapes UMMĪ’s lilac, cobalt, and gold wraparound design across the entire garment, layering Greek-key geometry, lavish baroque flourishes, and hummus-and-olive medallions into something that feels halfway between a palace ceiling and a silk scarf. Equal parts Mediterranean opulence and wearable excess, it’s for anyone who wants their hummus merch to look less like casual apparel and more like inherited taste.

Maximum ornamentation, minimum restraint. This all-over print crewneck wraps UMMĪ’s bright yellow, blue, red, and green baroque garden pattern around the whole garment, with a central hummus crest, old-world flourishes, and enough Mediterranean excess to make plain sweatshirts feel spiritually incompetent. Part heirloom tapestry, part cathedral ceiling, part deli-counter fever dream—it’s for anyone who wants their hummus merch loud, lush, and impossible to ignore.

Part luxury house, part cavalry unit, entirely too much for a normal sweatshirt. The Scimitar Club Crewneck wraps UMMĪ’s black-and-gold horseman motif across the entire garment, with ornate geometric detailing, oversized medallion artwork, and enough gilding to make subtlety completely irrelevant.

A haze-induced UMMĪ homage to the golden age of counterculture. Loud, lurid, and gloriously overbaked, this tee reimagines a certain famously elevated cover through the sacred lens of tahini and terpenes. Soft, lightweight cotton with an easy fit for anyone who likes their hummus uncut and their graphic tees high-minded.

A cheeky UMMĪ homage to an Australian classic. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee unleashes old-school pub energy on voluptuously thicc cotton with a relaxed broken-in fit, made for anyone who takes their hummus seriously but absolutely nothing else.

The Neon UMMĪ Supreme Velvet Hummus Tee: Part food label, part vintage magazine cover, part psychedelic produce propaganda.

The UMMĪ Supreme Velvet Hummus tee takes our Fort Wayne Mediterranean food obsession and turns it into something you can wear. Bright, strange, loud and unapologetically UMMĪ, the oversized artwork celebrates hummus, herb falafel and cucumber mint sauce in full technicolor.

The UMMĪ Baroque Crop Top wraps our ornate gold-and-blue baroque pattern around a sleek, body-hugging silhouette—because subtlety was never on the menu. Rich, loud, and just a little bougie, it’s equal parts Mediterranean palace, late-night beach club, and hummus-fueled delusion of grandeur.

Built for the braless surfer-bum bartender who smells like saltwater, lime wedges, and questionable decisions. This heavyweight, garment-dyed crop hangs loose and boxy with oversized sleeves, a lived-in feel, and just enough skin to make last call look like golden hour.

No matter how you use sports equipment, look good doing it. You’ll be fuggetinaboutit in no time, capiche?

Big shirt, fake rugby heritage, real hummus propaganda. The front runs UMMĪ vertically in red and gold with Arabic beneath it; the back carries a full Supreme Velvet rugby-poster print, with souvenir-style sleeve hits completing the damage. Heavyweight vintage-white cotton in an oversized streetwear cut.

Half midnight souk, half blush antiquity, zero beige basics. The Split Souk Crop Top turns the brand’s two loudest prints into one fitted cotton piece with the divide running straight through the garment. A tiny Greco-Roman argument with excellent posture.

Baroque architecture, now cleared for cardio. The UMMĪ Imperial Baroque Sports Bra compresses cobalt, lavender, antique gold scrollwork, Greek key, hummus medallions, and UMMĪ crests into an athletic top that looks considerably more expensive than the activity requires.

Swimwear for people who think the pool could use more gold leaf. The UMMĪ Imperial Baroque One-Piece wraps cobalt, lavender, antique gold, Greek key, hummus medallions, and UMMĪ crests into a sleek suit with full palace-wall energy.

The Blush Souk print gets a little more coverage and a lot more attitude. Pink, cream, antique gold, Greek-key borders, olives, and classical ornament wrap a longline athletic silhouette made for training, layering, or pretending your gym membership includes a private colonnade.

Soft pink, antique gold, and enough ornamentation to make ordinary swimwear feel severely underdressed. The UMMĪ Blush Souk Bikini Top turns our Greco-Mediterranean print into a padded poolside piece made for sun, water, and unreasonable vacation confidence.

A tiny amount of fabric doing an unreasonable amount of decorating. The UMMĪ Blush Souk Bikini Bottom wraps soft pink, antique gold, Greek-key detail, and UMMĪ iconography into a sleek V-cut swim bottom built to pair with the matching top—or cause problems on its own.

Two halves of the souk, one pair of leggings. Midnight chains collide with blush-and-gold Greco-Roman ornament in a stretchy all-over print that somehow makes errands, workouts, and standing around with coffee feel like a palace procession.

One leg in midnight navy, one leg in blush-and-gold ornament, and no interest in subtlety. Split Souk Men’s Leggings turn the two-sided UMMĪ print into full-length stretchwear for training, lounging, festivals, or simply being the loudest person in the produce aisle.

Bedtime has two competing empires now. Split Souk Pajama Shorts combine midnight chains, blush baroque, chickpeas, citrus, and gold trim in a silky-feeling short made for sleeping, lounging, and midnight refrigerator diplomacy.

The Midnight Souk print has finally reached the ankles. Navy, antique gold, chains, olives, and enough ornamentation to make basic socks feel underdressed. Soft, loud, and built for anyone who believes even shoes deserve a little hummus-adjacent pageantry.

Pool shoes with the confidence of a silk scarf. Guided Chain Flip Flops lay UMMĪ’s midnight-and-gold chain print underfoot, complete with ornamental hardware, olives, and unapologetic resort energy. For beaches, patios, locker rooms, and extremely ceremonial trips to the cooler.

Gym shorts for someone who brought a palace rug to pickup basketball. The Split Souk Athletic Shorts splice midnight chainwork and blush Greco-Roman ornament across a fast-drying, four-way-stretch cut with pockets. Run in them, swim in them, or stand around looking expensive near a falafel cart.

Black high-tops split between midnight souk ornament and blush Greco-Roman excess, finished with red laces and enough gold to upset a minimalist. The Imperial Souk High-Tops are what happens when a palace gift shop develops a minor delinquency problem. Wear accordingly.

Cold weather, questionable horsemanship, impeccable taste. The UMMĪ Scimitar Club Cuffed Beanie takes our gloriously unauthorized country-club fantasy into sweater weather, with an Arabian horseman charging into battle armed with considerably more steel than your average polo player.

Soft, warm, and embroidered for maximum old-money-meets-old-world energy. Pull it low, keep your ears warm, and carry yourself like membership in the Scimitar Club is hereditary.

Let ’em know which set you rep (hummus, duh). Mustard-gold, cuffed, and embroidered for the tahini tribe.

A gloriously unauthorized UMMĪ spin on a country-club classic. We traded the polo mallet for a scimitar, put an Arabian horseman in the saddle, and let him charge straight through the gates of good taste.

This distressed cotton dad hat comes already broken-in, like it’s spent years somewhere between the souk, the stable, and the 19th hole. Low-key enough to wear anywhere. Unhinged enough that somebody will absolutely do a double take. Country club pedigree. Arabian horsepower. UMMĪ behavior.

A sun-fried UMMĪ bootleg for people who prefer their waves glassy and their hummus thick and velvety. This old-school surf-label snapback brings peak ’90s beach-rat energy to the sacred garbanzo. Structured, high-profile, flat-brimmed, and ready for questionable decisions near large bodies of water. Wear it backward behind the bar, forward at the farmers market, or sideways if you’re insane in the membrane.

Temple athlete, but make it tahini. The Gilded Souk Headband runs UMMĪ lettering through a cream, blush, and antique-gold border built from Greek-key and market ornament. Stretchy enough for the gym; decorative enough to imply you own a small ruin somewhere.

Strapped up in Fort Wayne with this couture crossbody—a maximalist little carryall that turns repping the 260 into a degenerate art show. Part streetwear artifact, part UMMĪ art poster. It fits your phone, wallet, keys, and whatever small contraband the night demands.

Fort Wayne, refracted through a fever-dream lens. This tote transmutes local pride into a maximalist object—part farmers market gear, part UMMĪ art poster. Roomy enough for groceries, records, several tubs of hummus, or whatever else you’re dragging through the 260.

A double-sided UMMĪ statement tote for groceries, books, or farmers market loot. Sturdy, reusable, and far more charming than that sad little bag you almost carried. Perfect for market runs, library hauls, beach junk, and the essentials of a well-lived life.

Two sides. One obsession.

Two sides of the souk, one gloriously overdecorated backpack. Navy-and-gold baroque meets soft pink-and-sage ornamentation in a bold split design, with plenty of room for laptops, hummus, travel essentials, and whatever else you’re hauling.

Pack like you’re fleeing the palace with snacks. The UMMĪ Gilded Garden Weekender stretches the dusty-pink, sage, and antique-gold Gilded Garden print across an oversized carryall built for road trips, market hauls, overnight escapes, and an unreasonable amount of hummus.

Leisure, but properly provisioned. Cream, antique gold, and restrained botanical detailing give this oversized UMMĪ weekender country-club manners with a hummus-house soul—roomy enough for a weekend away, a beach day, or a suspiciously organized farmers-market haul.

Resort luggage after a very expensive identity crisis. Navy-and-gold scimitar hardware collides with blush Greco-Roman ornament on this oversized UMMĪ weekender, giving weekend trips, beach runs, and overcommitted hummus transport the full Leisure Club treatment.

The Split Souk goes compact. Navy-and-gold hardware meets blush-and-sage ornament on a 15-inch all-over tote with sunny yellow handles—equally suited to groceries, books, market runs, or one aggressively well-dressed tub of hummus.

A grocery bag with the energy of a lost 1970s sports ad. The UMMĪ Supreme Velvet Hummus artwork, saturated retro color, and bright yellow handles turn an everyday 15-inch tote into portable hummus propaganda. Groceries were never going to be subtle again.

Ensure your friends are getting their daily protein and essential amino acids: feed them UMMĪ Hummus. The Supreme Velvet Rugby Insulated Mug turns that ideology into art: a 20 oz drinking vessel for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels the operation. Proper nourishment. No excuses.

Long day? Sit down. Loosen the tie. Have some UMMĪ. Inspired by an era when advertising apparently believed a leather chair could solve anything, this 20 oz tumbler features our exhausted gentleman enjoying the restorative powers of hummus. Ideal for coffee in the morning, something cold after work, and maintaining the general appearance that you’ve had enough.

Mediterranean maximalism from lid to base. This 20 oz tumbler is wrapped in saturated gold, deep green, red, and cobalt florals. Fill it with coffee, water, iced tea—or hummus if you’re really committed. With the lid on, nobody has to know.

This 20 oz tumbler wraps your drink in olive branches, classical figures, hummus bowls, dusty pink, sage, and enough gilded ornament to feel straight off a luxury fashion scarf. Fill it with coffee, water, whatever. Or hummus. We’re not saying you should drink hummus out of a tumbler, but if you did, no one would know.

Keep your beer colder, your hand drier, and your snack priorities delightfully front and center with this two-sided UMMĪ can cooler. Featuring the classic UMMĪ insignia on one side and a friendly reminder on the other, it delivers reliable insulation with a generous dose of Fort Wayne’s finest tahini propaganda. Grab yours today and make every cold one more comfortable, more stylish, and unmistakably UMMĪ.

Ever go to your fridge to crack open a fresh tub of UMMĪ hummus, only to find that all you have is beer? We can’t fix that, but this can cooler can at least make your beer look slightly more respectable. A cheeky homage to an Australian classic, engineered to keep your drink cold while you reconsider your grocery priorities..

The perfect vessel for your wake and bake java session.

Pour something respectable into something deeply unserious. The Velvet Supreme Pint Glass wraps the faux-heritage VB crest around a classic 16-ounce shaker—part old beer sign, part hummus dynasty, all unnecessary prestige.

Fort Wayne’s least necessary heirloom glassware. A bright red-and-gold UMMĪ badge, Arabic mark, and souk-window color wrap a classic 16-ounce pint. For beer, soda, iced tea, or whatever you’re drinking while explaining that hummus is a lifestyle brand now.

Coffee before diplomacy. The My Morning Souk Hummus Mug puts UMMĪ’s red-and-gold market badge and ornamental panelwork around a yellow-accent ceramic mug. Bright, slightly ridiculous, and built for the first beverage of the day before anyone asks you to be reasonable.

Maximum ornamentation for minimum kitchen restraint. Rich gold, green, red, and deep Mediterranean tones turn this apron into something halfway between old-world tilework and a very expensive rug you absolutely should not be cooking on. Fortunately, this one was made for it.

Kitchen utility dressed like inherited wealth. This all-over UMMĪ apron wraps our blue-and-gold baroque pattern around a hardworking kitchen essential—equally at home making hummus, firing up the grill, or pretending your prep station is somewhere in Versailles.

The branded half of the UMMĪ Juice Cup pitch: deep green grid, gold field markings, UMMĪ HUMMUS across the grandstand end, and exactly the kind of ceremonial nonsense a chickpea-based sports league deserves. Pair Mat A with Mat B in the same size to build the complete two-piece field.

The other half of the UMMĪ Juice Cup pitch, built in deep green and antique gold with grid markings, end-zone details, and enough faux-official geometry to make the match feel sanctioned by somebody. Pair Mat B with Mat A in the same size to build the complete two-piece field.

Frozen ground, cracked ice, buried metal, and a ghosted UMMĪ mark under the frost. The Ice World Gaming Mat gives sci-fi skirmishes a cold, battered battlefield without turning the table into a billboard. Subtle hummus propaganda; severe weather.

Oil-stained plates, rusted seams, lane markings, vents, and industrial grime scaled for a tabletop war zone. The UMMĪ Industrial Road Gaming Mat keeps the branding weathered into the surface where it belongs—like the hummus corporation survived whatever happened here.

Scorched earth, impact scars, dusty map lines, and a faded UMMĪ insignia cooked into the terrain. The Desert Gaming Mat gives armies a dry, blasted battlefield that reads from across the table without screaming over the miniatures.

Ancient machine geometry, dead-metal panels, green-lit seams, and a very restrained amount of UMMĪ heresy. The Tomb World Gaming Mat was made for awakened dynasties, bad excavation decisions, and anyone who thinks the table should look ominous before the first die rolls.

Finally, a throw pillow with delusions of inherited wealth. The UMMĪ Leisure Club Pillow keeps things deceptively civilized in ivory and antique gold, complete with crest, laurel, and “Imported from Fort Wayne” nonsense. Put it on a sofa and instantly make the room 11% more Mediterranean country club.